Blowin' That Celery

The Day in (some) Headlines,

GOP eyes Bush v. Gore for Coleman - Manu Raju, Politico

Uh oh.

Proof of a Vast Liberal Media Conspiracy? - Michael Calderone, Politico

Parody, right?

A GOP Idea That's Not Insane - Hendrik Hertzberg, The New Yorker

Surely, they have a few, right? Right?

Obama Rebuffs Israeli Hawk - Robert Dreyfuss, The Nation

When does the treason trial begin?

State Colleges Also Face Cuts in Ambitions - Tamar Lewin, New York Times

Students should be used to it.

And the No. 1 most viewed article on CNN.com?

Actress Richardson taken to hospital, sent to U.S. after ski fall - CNN

Fuck, no!